Wake Up Chief

comicallyvintage:

The Only Career I Wanted—As His Wife—Was Just Beginning!

comicallyvintage:

Marriage? It’s Normal, Healthy And Right!

. x . Nick said we’re married.

Therefore I can bring it up whenever I please B{c

Dad, you're retarded.

Me: Ugh. Naomi is so ugly. I don't know why Adam married her.
*shows picture*
Dad: She's not bad.
Me: She's disgusting.
Dad: Well, he obviously married her because he loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. She's pretty and he's not going to divorce her so you should quit obsessing and find someone else that would actually marry you.
Me: Oh my God. I hate you.
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Excuse me but I think Naomi is actually very pretty, you need to get over it and just go away because a true fan would never insult a member's wife. Your dad is very smart and you my dear are never going to get married. c:

If I could imagine my ideal girlfriend,

mylifeispokemon:

puertoricantyphlosion:

She’d being wearing stuff like this

Have her nails all done like this

Have a nice belly button ring like this

Have games like these

And I’d propose to her like this

Then obviously we’re getting married.